HOW KIDS BECOME SPOILED BRAT MAJOR LEAGUE BALL PLAYERS

Little sluggers and hurlers
on the field asking advice

All too soon they begin
imitating big league stars:

Pumping fists, pointing to heavens
doing home run trot, shouting “Ya”

Pitchers do the same: a side fist
pump, glove slap, 360 spin

Index finger in the catcher’s direction
in a few years some will be in the majors

They will learn the secrets of beer, women
steroid needles and how spend their millions