As the old joke goes
a rabid baseball fan
dies and goes to heaven

At the pearly gates he
asks St. Peter if they
play baseball there

Of course, says St. Peter,
there is a ballpark down
that street and to the left

So the new heavenly arrival
walks down the street
takes a left and finds the ballpark

He takes a seat in the grandstand
next to an old man and says – Wow,
there is Ruth, Gehrig, Cobb, Wagner

But who is the guy with the beard
and long hair wearing number nine?
The old man answers – Oh that’s God,
thinks he’s Ted Williams