Sorry boss,
can’t make it to work today.
But I am sending in my designated worker.
He hits .350 on new ideas,
has gotten new clients four days in a row.
Last week, had a walk-off sale.
Plus, if he just sits around the house
he spits seeds everywhere,
never picks up his Gatorade cups
and whines about never working.
So I am sending my designated worker in today …