Follow the smell of hotdogs, roasted peanuts
Watch for people drinking beer
And ushers working their second job
Stop by the bullpen
See if the starting pitcher is hitting the corners
Stop again at the lady selling programs
And score cards
Hear a local singer torture the anthem
Watch the local newscaster
Throw out the first pitch
Stop and get an ID bracelet
So you can buy beer when the bullpen
Blows it again
Be happy you found your seat
Section 108, row Q , seat 12