Who has it?
Are we talking skull-cracking collision?
Is that a curve or heater?
So sorry – our signals got crossed.
Is that a steal sign or a bunt?
I thought he waved me home.
Men on first and third,
Do we throw to second or fake it?
Was that a righty or lefty out of the bullpen?
Did you want me to swing or take on 3-0?
Who’s covering second?  You or me?
Whoops – I thought you said we needed beer
Not bread.
Damn – crossed signals again.