Basee Ball Has Been Berry Berry Good To Me
Garrett Morris – Saturday Night Live

7 innings
Counting up and down

Crowds top to bottom action

They make the gushing sounds
We play our national anthem

To sudden life
Not sudden death

Bases moving against the sun

Everyone is safe at second
A player hit a single run

Each base an island
To cover a steal
The shortstop sets that pace

4 hot dogs
One is waiting home
The runner is an ace

Bases loaded
Even walking is a score

Back home and not alone
Our Teams are not at war

3 strikes
We’re out
The Ump does declare

Walking to the dugout
Headed home
That home is always there