OHTANI, THE 50/50 MAN

A pure record breaker.
A Japanese GOAT.
Babe Ruth never stole 50 bases.
Startling baseball fans coast to coast.

Electrifying the Los Angeles Dodgers to invincibility.
Can hit a baseball, a country mile and look nasty with an unhittable curveball.
A team leader among men.
Witnessing baseball’s apocalypse.

in addition, a speed burner on the bases and 50/50 to burn.
Dem bums in Brooklyn would have anointed Ohtani as the permanent Messiah.
A sure thing as the MVP, balloting is soon.
Finally, making his debut in Post season in October.

The greatest physical specimen of all time.
No steroids or pills, a complete ballplayer, no questions asked.
His charisma is escalating unbelievably.
Saw him bat at Wrigley in April.