MOVE OVER 1962 AMAZIN’ METS

The record shattered in Motown proper.
The Go-Go Sox are the all-time culprits for futility.
Their new era began last night.
Many karmic associations were shattered last night.

Bill Veeck wondered about being the dregs of baseball.
New ownership is sorely needed.
I quickly reverted to the 1977 South Side Hitman
and their meticulous rooftop dingers of all time.
Many baseball purists rejoiced that team

In the hands of the farm clubs now.
Hope springs eternal, promising arms in the minors.
Back to the playground basics.
Preaching new digs for the future.

Bring back another asymmetrical park like Comiskey Park.
Let the hard work begin at rebuilding the remnants of their tragic season.
The public relations boondoggle has just began.
A Bleacherites view on the horrible ending of the 2024 Chisox.