A junk baller and nibbling righty at once.
Keep your ligaments and elbows fresh.
A Warren Spahn lefty and a Cy Young righty.
Move over Ruth and Mr Ohtani.

This is for the books permanently.
Effectiveness is his game.
Sports skinnies found the idyllic match.
Wears his other glove on his belt like a family.

Changes hands frequently.
The baseball fan’s match in heaven.
Relief for himself, stay put everybody.
Pitched at Fenway, the Green monster vs Pesky pole.

A global phenomenon.
His time is coming.
Change ups, breaking balls, slow curves.
A bambozzled media, the crowd’s champion. .