2023 TEXAS HOLD’EM RANGERS V. ASTROS

Another longshot to the fore.
Bereft of healthy serious arms.
Everything to gain and nothing to lose.
Upset the favored Rays days ago.

Globe Life Park, an Astrodome clone.
Surprised the vaunted O’s at Camden Yards.
Speed, pitching and hitting a winning formula.
Texas hold em, go you guys.

7th consecutive trip to the ALCS.
What is that a dynasty.
Could be Dusty’s swan song.
Cheated with garbage cans knocking in 2017.

The franchise paid their dues.
The boo-birds in the state of Texas will be humming with displeasure.
Underrated power hitters and could steal the title away.
Look like a real humdinger folks.