Wife to husband:
You’ll love La Traviata.
The opera is lyrical.
Keep your eyes on the main stars.
It’s a story of love.
Violetta is in love with Alfredo,
but the course of true love never runs smooth.
It’s the best production I’ve seen in a while.
Husband to Wife:
You’ll love the Mets.
The stadium is electric.
Keep your eyes on the main stars.
You gotta love this team.
Wright is batting below .300,
but the baseball gods believe in redemption.
It’s the best game I’ve seen in a while.
He: The singer took too long to die.
She: Will this game ever be over?