Beer was a couple bucks
now it’s eight-fifty
Parking was a fiver
now it’s fifty
Peanuts were a quarter a bag
now they’re two dollars
And the seats – just two for bleachers
today twenty-five
Box seats used cost ten to twenty
forget that we can’t afford ‘em anymore
One hot dog is more
than a pack of eight at the grocery
You have to put up with “Sweet Caroline”
eighty-one times a year
No more going out for the team
Now they want to see Pedey or Papi
It’s just not the same
When you drive by now you want to look away