Tough luck Kid
You just ain’t got a baseball name
You ain’t no
Rocky Roquet
Oil Can Boyd
Coco Crisp
Al Albuqueque
Razor Shines
Dizzy Dean
Mookie Wilson
Sorry Kid
You ain’t no
Bombo Rivera
Bud Wesier
Choo Choo Coleman
Boof Bonser
Face it kid
You can’t play for a pro team
but I hear the Cubs are always
looking for players