When people ask me
“What are you thinking?”
I could say
“If there is a discombobulate,
why is there no combobulate?
Should a designated hitter ever win the MVP award?
Do southpaws’ arms really face south?
Do mascots have groupies?
How fast does the average major leaguer throw?
Why is baseball the only sport
where managers wear uniforms?
Why aren’t there more knuckleball pitchers?
Did Cy Young ever win a Cy Young?
What is the best ballpark food?
If you don’t have a cell phone, are you cellibate?”
But I always reply,