He had the tools
Pick-off move as tricky
As Nixon
Fast ball quicker
Than a Corvette on steroids
A Houdini change-up
Batters couldn’t escape
Traded on the inside
Better than a Wall Street banker
Gave enough close shaves
To be called The Barber
But he had a drunk curve
always hung over the plate
and he’s back
with the Bowie Baysox
being called
The Hangman