Hello – you have reached
The BULLPEN PHONE
Your phone call is important to us
Please select one of the following
Press one if you need a
Leftie
Press two if you need a
Righty
Press three for a
Sinker Ball Pitcher
Press four if you know the
Name of your party
To talk to the
Bullpen Coach
Quite simply…
Due to cost savings
He ain’t here …
Please press one if….