ONE OF THOSE DAYS

And the starting pitcher
gets bombed
Five runs in two innings
And the announcer says
“It’s shaping up
To be one of those days”
And your car grinds and grinds
But will not start
Your wife says she may be leaving
to find herself
The boss needs to see you
“in his office”
And “It’s shaping up
To be one of those days”