You can have
A bellowing of bull finches
A battery of barracudas
A rhumba of rattlesnakes
A pomp of Pekingese
A coalition of cheetahs
But it is a fine kettle of fish
When I don’t know if I have
A bevy of pet peeves?
A nag of wives
A jerk of husbands
A nuisance of in-laws
An obstinacy of teenagers
A baffle of philosophers
A gaggle of gossips
A pride of poets?
A depression of Cubs fans.