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HELL’S SEATING CHART

June 30, 2017 by bardpoems

If there is a seating chart in hell
You will be next to ex-wives
Cockroaches you have crushed
Goldfish you over-fed
Mother-in-laws
Evangelists
Mimes
Or worse of all
Red Sox fans

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