ALL WHISKEY ALL STAR GAME

Jim is ready to Beam another batter
Despite his Ancient Age
Old Granddad covers third
Still able to make the throw home
is Old Fitzgerald in right
The fans are ready to Rebel Yell
as they relax in their seats
in Southern Comfort
with the Kentucky Gentleman

Good plays deserve Ten Highs all the way around
and the manager Mr. Maker hopes to make his Mark
With curve ball pitcher Cutty Sark in the pen
Lord Calvert will throw out the first pitch
if a Canadian Mist does not roll in
Meanwhile an Old Crow is circling
the flagpole in center
We will meet at the Canadian Club
and Crown Royal the winner