Many myriad suggestions.
An errant foul ball started this fiasco.
An apparent Tape Measure homer into a miscue.
Save the sanctity and aesthetics of ballparks.
A standard uniformity with identical distances is unnecessary.
Alonso’s drive was a mistake gone foul.
Don’t change dimensions and bless asymmetrical distances.
The game’s beauty magnified by the fair and foul pole.
Be independent and enact civility with baseball.
Realize, it is all standard to secure the wonderful game that it is. .
A strange pennant race matters too.
Orioles (Alonso) and Yankees malcontents to the big show of baseball.
It is all commiserate to the marvelous game of baseball.