“Welcome to spring training folks.
I am your broadcaster “Bazooka” Bill Murphy,
and here is the starting lineup for our first home game:
Leading off, “Bullet” Bob Anderson, (ss)
Batting second, “Shooter” McCoy, (3rd)
Third up, Carl, “the Rifleman,” Cox (rf)
Cleanup, “Pistol” Pete McGuire, (cf)
Batting 5th, Henry, “the Tank” Williams, (1st)
Batting 6th, Jerry Glock (2nd)
Batting 7th, Fuzzy Remington, (c)
Batting 8th, Colt Bandolier (lf)
and on the mound, batting 9th, A.R. Winchester, (#15)
Today is NRA Day at the ballpark.
Will you all please stand up and cross
your guns over your hearts while we play our
national anthem, “I Shot the Sheriff.”