Of course, we’re the greatest country in the world.
is there any doubt?
Just look at the Olympic coverage.
Don’t we win every televised event?
Don’t we see every American medal ceremony
when we win gold?
Broadcast volleyball – we win.
Broadcast swimming – we win.
I am proud to be such a winning American.
Who remembers all the countries that end in “stan”?
Who cares what African countries are there?
Oh. You say I should understand
that it is an American broadcast
with an interest in advertising American products.
How silly of me.
Go, Team America, go.