Whock! Splat! Hit the
Cutoff.
Two hands next time
Big guy.
Hey batter, batter,
Hey batter.
Yes, Virginia, you
Can hear spring.
Batting practice pitcher
Juggles three balls,
Never misses,
Can’t throw a strike.
Whock! Splat! You’re
Out.
Whock! Splat! Hit the
Cutoff.
Two hands next time
Big guy.
Hey batter, batter,
Hey batter.
Yes, Virginia, you
Can hear spring.
Batting practice pitcher
Juggles three balls,
Never misses,
Can’t throw a strike.
Whock! Splat! You’re
Out.