1. Two off-key catches.
2. A pitcher jammed then sweetened.
3. A cup of condensed moon shot.
4. A splash of backdoor sliders.
5. One streaker with a skinned knee.
6. Three pinches of primetime.
7. Four seats in the nosebleeds.
8. A quartet of Kings and Queens.
9. Gnats on shoulders (discarded).
10. Knots in muscles (well-kneaded).
11. Big toes in small pitchers of ice water.
12. Turf wars (wieners battled beef steak).
13. Carrots crunched for carats’ sake.
14. Breaking balls spun of foul-scented yarns.
15. Poker-faced pitches.
16. Jokers in catcher’s britches.
17. An Ace—unnamed.
18. Mix well.
19. Climb bleachers.
20. Add a cup of extra innings.
21. Wait for fireworks.
22. Ready. Set. Play.
Diary entries debate cooked books.
No matter whose team takes the entry, it’s sure to be a wild game.