You drop more calls
Than AT+T
You can’t tell the diference
Between a flag pole and a foul pole
You have the eyes of a 180 hitter
Make more errors than a blindfolded fielder
Are lower than a sinker
As crooked as a curve
As slimy as a spitter
Don’t know a baseline from a conga line
Think only unions throw strikes
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I’m outta the game?
THE POETRY OF THE GAME