As the old joke goes
a rabid baseball fan
dies and goes to heaven
At the pearly gates he
asks St. Peter if they
play baseball there
Of course, says St. Peter,
there is a ballpark down
that street and to the left
So the new heavenly arrival
walks down the street
takes a left and finds the ballpark
He takes a seat in the grandstand
next to an old man and says – Wow,
there is Ruth, Gehrig, Cobb, Wagner
But who is the guy with the beard
and long hair wearing number nine?
The old man answers – Oh that’s God,
thinks he’s Ted Williams