MADISON

That’s Daryl Hannah as a fish,
That’s a street in New York
with the most expensive shops in the world—
Go ahead, waste your money—
That’s the fourth President of the United States;

Regarding our Giants pitcher,
It’s an epic disastrous, horrible misnomer
Like naming a python
“Puffball”;

Mr. and Mrs. Bumgarner,
I’ll gladly fly across the nation,
Drive you to the Hickory, North Carolina judge,
To file the papers;

Go, take another hack,
Just don’t name him Madison.