WHY BASEBALL NEEDS GUN CONTROL

He rifled it home
gunned him down
a cannon, a bazooka,
a howitzer for an arm
He killed that ball
bombed one
out of the park
He shot one up the middle
a bang-bang play
a twin-killing
A home run blast
That will trigger
a call to the bullpen
They’re bringing in
the flame-thrower
Bullets are flying