Why do women show their pets?
Do they think a dog (or maybe two)
with a ribbon in his fur
makes men go
WOW!
Do they think a cat close-up
makes men think
I GOTTA MEET HER!
Why do women show pictures
of grandkids?
Don’t all kids look alike?
Just show your box seats
at Yankee stadium
your baseball card collection
your spring training photos
your visit to Cooperstown
and you can attract
shallow men like me
THE POETRY OF THE GAME