Call the Twins bullpen
To save the day?
Just pray for a natural disaster
Please Lord send a tornado, a hurricane
An earthquake or two
Calling the Twins bullpen
Is like Lincoln going to the theater
Custer scouting Little Big Horn
The Hindenburg landing
Lock the bullpen gate
Let no one escape
Pick the fan in row three, seat B
To pitch
Odds are just as good
If not better
THE POETRY OF THE GAME