Put away the speed gun.
It’s wiffle ball day.
Mr. Eephus is throwing.
No catcher needed.
Roll the trash can
behind home plate.
Slurves, gyroballs, screwgies
kiss the dirt.
Just shake your head
as you walk back to the dugout.
Put away the speed gun.
It’s wiffle ball day.
Mr. Eephus is throwing.
No catcher needed.
Roll the trash can
behind home plate.
Slurves, gyroballs, screwgies
kiss the dirt.
Just shake your head
as you walk back to the dugout.