INFIELD FLY RULE

Okay let me explain
the Infield Fly Rule
which can also be called
if the ball is in the outfield
and the shortstop or any infielder
can make a play with ordinary effort
(even though the infield fly rule
is extraordinary
and when was the last time you
saw it called?)
but there have to be fewer than two outs
and a runner on first and second
or all three bases
not the same runner
but different runners
and the umpire must shout
Infield Fly Rule
which means umpires with
laryngitis
are not allowed because they
can only whisper Infield Fly Rule
and this did happen in the 1932
World Series
you can look it up
why do you look confused?