If pitchers ran the game
You must use a broken bat
Move the mound up ten feet
Widen home plate
Bring back the spit ball
Start off with two strikes
Hitters must wear hockey gloves
And blindfolds
Foul balls count as strikes
The strike zone becomes ten feet high
Trenches are dug in the batter’s box
We can throw golf balls
And of course
walks are outlawed
THE POETRY OF THE GAME