HOW TO START A FIRE

For those who are interested
there will be a demonstration
by the Cubs bullpen
during the seventh inning on
HOW TO START A FIRE

You start with a few sticks of kindling
(aka base runners)
Having a lead makes the fire
more dramatic
Bring to the mound
one can of gasoline
(aka an inability to throw strikes)
In no time you can build
a small fire into a
CONFLAGRATION
Tomorrow’s lecture is
Stop, Drop and Roll