BASEBALL ALLITERATION HALL OF FAME

And nominated today
For the Alliteration Hall of Fame
Splendid Splinter, Sudden Sam
Sultan of Swat, Louisiana Lightning
Dizzy Dean, Hammering Hank
Wee Willie, Jolting Joe, Tom Terrific,
Senor Smoke, Double Barrel Darrel,
Mickey Mouth, Sweet Swinging Billy,
and of course – Vincent Van Go.
We will accept motions for many more tomorrow.