Basee Ball Has Been Berry Berry Good To Me
Garrett Morris – Saturday Night Live
7 innings
Counting up and down
Crowds top to bottom action
They make the gushing sounds
We play our national anthem
To sudden life
Not sudden death
Bases moving against the sun
Everyone is safe at second
A player hit a single run
Each base an island
To cover a steal
The shortstop sets that pace
4 hot dogs
One is waiting home
The runner is an ace
Bases loaded
Even walking is a score
Back home and not alone
Our Teams are not at war
3 strikes
We’re out
The Ump does declare
Walking to the dugout
Headed home
That home is always there